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Imagination Movers February 10, 2010

Filed under: Reading, Writing — Martha W @ 7:21 am
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Hi all! It’s been a couple days ….  :)

I’ve been doing some cleaning – which means tossing out, rearranging, fixing up (I do have two boys)… and I stumbled across this picture:

Yep, that’s me. As you can see, I’ve been a reader a long time. My mom and four older siblings read to me until I learned to do it myself. Then my mom, being the absolute best, signed me up for any reading program we could find while I was growing up.

Great memories that brought a smile to my heart when I needed it. And it got me thinking.

What gets my imagination moving? What fuels my creative fires?

Well, reading does. I love to read. I read romance for the most part but I enjoy poetry (of the older variety), comedy, fantasy, and mysteries – and magazines, don’t get me started on magazines.

It really is an essential part of being a person and a writer for me. And I don’t mean just reading in the genre my own novel is in – I mean reading the ones I enjoy. The kind I would read even if I weren’t a writer.

It’s part of the creative process. It keeps my mind ticking, wondering, wandering. It supplies my sense of humor, my imagination, and – like it or not – it balances me. I can’t have output if I don’t have input. Simply put.

So, tomorrow I’m taking the kids to my neighborhood Barnes and Noble for some quality time with the bookshelves. I’m going to pick up the latest by Christine Feehan (Street Game) and Kay Hooper (I think the latest from her Bishop series is out in paperback now) and I’m going to check out the writer’s section for a good book on character building. I’ll probably pick up the latest Writer’s Digest magazine, too.

I’m going to refuel.

And then, this weekend, I’m going to let my imaginary friends out to play as I take that last stroll through my WIP before submitting it to the contest I want to enter.

Now, what get your imagination moving?

 

The Luv Train February 6, 2010

Filed under: Writing — Martha W @ 10:36 am
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**WARNING: Shameless Plug Alert**

Today I am home with only one concern: The Love Scene. That is to say – I have to fill out the couple of pages of a love scene that I have to approximately ten pages that I need for the Between The Sheets Contest (<= There it is … shameless plug for my writing group, GDRWA).

So it got me thinking… What makes a good love scene? Is there one line in each that encapsulates the moment?

Which in turn had me digging out some of my favorite authors and re-reading their love scenes. A terrible cross to bear for sure… but I did it. *grin* I tried to pick out that one line that made the scene, or set up the scene, for me.

Julie Garwood’s Mercy

“Tell me what we were doing in your fantasy, and I’ll tell you mine.”

“No,” he whispered. “I’d rather show than tell.”

Lori Foster’s Jamie

“I’d forgotten” — Jamie whispered as he played with her, rolling that one long finger over the tip of her, making her quiver– “just how fascinating a woman’s body is. I thought about it, fantasized, but the reality is so much better.”

Nora Roberts’ Angels Fall

She laid her lips on his and let go of the panic. His heart beat strong and steady against hers; his lips demanded that hers yield. The taste of him, once again, awakened all those long-denied appetites.

Cameron Dane’s Dreaming In Color

“I love you.” The words scraped Marek’s throat ragged coming out, and unshed tears burned behind his eyes. “I’ve never said that out loud to anyone. I didn’t know I could.”

Ava March’s Convincing Arthur

“Gin?” Arthur tsked. “No, that won’t do at all.”
From the corner of his eye, he saw Arthur lean forward to set the open bottle on top of the cabinet. “What…what do you suggest?”
“Me.”

Well, time for me to go find my scene’s one line.  Got any favorites of your own? Any tips on infusing that moment into your work?

 

The Review: Finding Love by TA Chase February 4, 2010

Can you believe it’s February already? Wow is this year going fast.

It’s almost time for Valentine’s Day… and what better way to celebrate the lover’s holiday than with a good romance book?

I’ve been a fan of TA Chase almost as long as I’ve been reading M/M Romance. Today I want to share with you his contemporary story Finding Love.

HERO 1 - Tim Gapin: small town boy with a deep soul. After his heart gets tramped on by his high school love, Tim leaves town – never imagining that he’ll find himself in a little out-of-the-way diner.

HERO 2 – Bernard Capley: cross-country trucker/artist who knows that life is too short. Losing a loved one hasn’t made Bernie a recluse; in fact, it’s taught him to take life by the horns. Definitely a stand-by-his-man kind of guy. And who wouldn’t love that?

STORY – Leaving Minnesota, Timothy Gapin doesn’t have any plans except getting as far away from all the memories as he can before his money runs out. His secret lover has married, breaking his heart and making him chose a life in the open rather than a relationship built on lies.

Little does Tim know that four days later he would grab dinner at a diner and find a place to stop. Somehow this diner in the middle of nowhere becomes his home and the people who work there his family. In addition to the workers at the diner, Tim meets Bernie Capley, a long-haul trucker who isn’t all he seems to be.

Falling in love with Bernie is easy for Tim, but the past has a way of barging into the present, forcing decisions that affect their future…

MY OPINION - Absolutely worth buying. Tim is a vulnerable yet strong hero that everyone wishes they could emulate. Being brave enough to walk away from everything to remain true to himself, Tim finds what he’s been searching for in Bernie. Learning that he can exist without his closeted ex-lover (who has a serious issue with Daddy) is the first of Tim’s revelations. Learning that love comes when you’re not looking is the last.

Bernie has learned that life is too short to miss the golden opportunities. When he falls for Tim, he never wavers in his resolve to help and support him while he works through insecurities and ex-lover issues. The moment of truth is when Tim’s uncle falls ill and Bernie takes the reins to help Tim focus and make it through whole.  A positively great feel-good read about two men falling in love for keeps that I couldn’t put down once I opened the cover. I highly recommend Finding Love and TA Chase.

AUTHOR INTERVIEW with TA Chase

TA Chase is an absolutely wonderful writer that we all want to know more about! So, here ya go -

Where do you hail from?

The marvelous Mid-West.

How long have you been writing?

hmmm…well, I’ve been published since 2006  

What genre to you write in?

M/M romance and all sub-genres therein.

How many books have you written?

So far, I have twenty-three books published with another ten on the way so far in 2010.   I bow to your excellence. Ten books? Wow. Congrats on that!

Which is your favorite?

Gosh, it’s like asking a father which child is his favorite. I guess if I had to pick one, it would be Angel’s Evolution. So much emotion and growth in that story.

What is your latest (and where can they get it)?

My latest is With This Ring and it’s available at Samhain. But I have one coming out on Feb. 7th, Soothe the Burn, which will be available at Amber Allure.

Is there a character you identify more closely with yourself than the others?

I think each one of my characters has a little bit of me in them, but again, I’d have to pick Angel from Angel’s Evolution. He starts out the story believing he’s a monster and by the end of it, he realizes he’s just a man who can be loved for who he is. And I think everyone has those thoughts at least once in their life.

What are 3 things that we don’t know about you?

1. I always check under my bed before I turn off the lights and climb into bed for the night. (never know what might be hiding under there…lol).

2. I have a low tolerance for boredom.

3. I don’t mind watching fishing shows. I find them oddly relaxing. Well, everyone has a flaw… *grin*

What would you say is your quirkiest writing habit?

I tend to write the ending of my story first or within the first few days of starting a new story. While I don’t plot anything out, I like having an idea of where my guys are headed. Admittedly, sometimes I have to re-work the ending to fit what happens in the middle.  ;)

Where do your story ideas come from?

Every day life. I get ideas from songs, movies, TV shows. Or scenes I view while I’m at a bar or standing in line at the grocery store. Living life is the best story generator I’ve ever seen.   I completely agree.

What do you think makes a good story?

Two characters the reader can relate to. If the reader doesn’t feel like he/she can invite at least one of the characters in for coffee, then the author has done something wrong. Of course, you want the overall story to be entertaining, but for me, as long as the characters are compelling enough, the story can be about anything.

What is the most surprising thing you’ve learned while writing a story?

Most surprising thing I’ve learned…I learn something surprising in each story. I never go in knowing everything about my characters. I let them tell me their backgrounds as I write, so in a way, I’m learning things like the reader does. I can’t pick just one thing I’ve learned.

When did you first consider yourself a writer? How about an author?

I’ve always considered myself a writer, even when I wasn’t published. When No Going Home came out was the first time I considered myself an author.

Any advice for other writers?

My advice is the same most writers would give: Read. Write. Read. You need to read books in the genres you’re thinking about writing in. Keep writing because no one’s book is perfect the first time. Even seasoned veterans of the writing world can learn and evolve their writing. Also, research the market. Make sure the publisher you’re planning on sending your story to is the right one for that story. Some publishers prefer publishing certain types of stories. If yours doesn’t fit, you won’t even get them to look at it. Just be smart.

Thank you so much for stopping by for this interview, TA! It has truly been a pleasure.

Also, make sure you make your way over to TA Chase’s blog, No Boundaries, where you can see all the updates and beautiful man-candy. He also has a fabulous story, Bastet, that is specifically for his blog readers. Great story that you’ll be reading it as he writes it (posts segments on Tues/Thurs). *grin*

1. Name ?

T.A. Chase

2. Where do you hail from?

The marvelous Mid-West.

3. How long have you been writing?

hmmm…well, I’ve been published since 2006

4. What genre to you write in?

m/m romance and all sub-genres therein.

Not so quickies:

5. How many books have you written?

So far, I have twenty-three books published with another ten on the way so far in 2010.

6. Which is your favorite?

Gosh, it’s like asking a father which child is his favorite. I guess if I had to pick one, it would be Angel’s Evolution. So much emotion and growth in that story.

7. What is your latest (and where can they get it)?

My latest is With This Ring and it’s available at Samhain. But I have one coming out on Feb. 7th, Soothe the Burn, which will be available at Amber Allure.

8. Is there a character you identify more closely with yourself than the others?

I think each one of my characters has a little bit of me in them, but again, I’d have to pick Angel from Angel’s Evolution. He starts out the story believing he’s a monster and by the end of it, he realizes he’s just a man who can be loved for who he is. And I think everyone has those thoughts at least once in their life.

9. What are 3 things that we don’t know about you?

I always check under my bed before I turn off the lights and climb into bed for the night. (never know what might be hiding under there…lol).  I have a low tolerance for boredom. I don’t mind watching fishing shows. I find them oddly relaxing.

10. What would you say is your quirkiest writing habit?

I tend to write the ending of my story first or within the first few days of starting a new story. While I don’t plot anything out, I like having an idea of where my guys are headed. Admittedly, sometimes I have to re-work the ending to fit what happens in the middle.

11. Where do your story ideas come from?

Every day life. I get ideas from songs, movies, TV shows. Or scenes I view while I’m at a bar or standing in line at the grocery store. Living life is the best story generator I’ve ever seen.

12. What do you think makes a good story?

Two characters the reader can relate to. If the reader doesn’t feel like he/she can invite at least one of the characters in for coffee, then the author has done something wrong. Of course, you want the overall story to be entertaining, but for me, as long as the characters are compelling enough, the story can be about anything.

13. What is the most surprising thing you’ve learned while writing a story?

Most surprising thing I’ve learned…I learn something surprising in each story. I never go in knowing everything about my characters. I let them tell me their backgrounds as I write, so in a way, I’m learning things like the reader does. I can’t pick just one thing I’ve learned.

14. When did you first consider yourself a writer? How about an author?

I’ve always considered myself a writer, even when I wasn’t published. When No Going Home came out was the first time I considered myself an author.

15. Any advice for other writers?

My advice is the same most writers would give: Read. Write. Read. You need to read books in the genres you’re thinking about writing in. Keep writing because no one’s book is perfect the first time. Even seasoned veterans of the writing world can learn and evolve their writing. Also, research the market. Make sure the publisher you’re planning on sending your story to is the right one for that story. Some publishers prefer publishing certain types of stories. If yours doesn’t fit, you won’t even get them to look at it. Just be smart.

 

Top of the Heap: Fun Game February 3, 2010

Filed under: Miscellaneous — Martha W @ 9:57 pm
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My friend, Christine, has tagged me in a fun little game… actually, ah, what might be considered a challenge for a writer (since we tend to use 5 words when 1 will do).

Rules: Answer the following questions with Single Word answers then pass this along to 5 other bloggers. Make sure you let them know about it though.

Your Cell Phone? Droid
Your Hair? Up
Your Mother? Lovely
Your Father? Persistant
Your Favorite Food? Italian
Your Dream Last Night? Ummm…
Your Favorite Drink? Coffee
Your Dream/Goal? Dream? Published. Goal? Improve
What Room Are You In? Living Room
Your Hobby? Scrapbooking
Your Fear? Spiders!
Where Do You See Yourself In Six Years? Writing
Where Were You Last Night? Home
Something That You Aren’t? Brave
Muffins? Nope
Wish List Item? Books
Where Did You Grow Up? Everywhere
Last Thing You Did? Ate
What Are You Wearing? Jeans
Your TV? On
Your Pets? None
Friends? Everywhere
Your Life? Kids
Your Mood? Weird
Missing Someone? Sisters
Vehicle? Jetta
Something You Aren’t Wearing? Shoes
Your Favorite Store? Kohls
Your Favorite Color? Blue
When Was The Last Time You Laughed? Today
Last Time You Cried? Two days ago
Your Best Friend? Tiffany!
One Place You Go To Over And Over Again? Walmart
Facebook? Yes
Favorite Place To Eat? Applebee’s

Okay… I have no idea who to tag for this one. So – anyone need a post?  :)   Ava? Cindy? Laura? Gin? Anyone?

 

Taking a Timeout: Just Basic Rules February 3, 2010

For those who don’t know, I’m judging a couple of writing contests during February. Most entries are pretty good. Some are okay. Those two categories encompass 99% of what I’m reading.

But there’s that other 1%… that positively makes me cringe. I’m no expert by any means, but if you’re going to submit to contests, agents and editors… make damn sure you’re doing it right. If you’re not sure – research it.

I mean, we all know how it goes. Export your baby from your favorite word processing software and your margins get jacked up – fine. It happens. The software changes your line spacing from double to 1.5 – okay. That happens too. Those are not the things I’m talking about.

I’m referring to the submission. The actual writing. I automatically forgive typos. We all have those. What I consider basic is this:

  1. One inch margins.
  2. Double spaced unless contest or agent/editor requests otherwise.
  3. Times New Roman, Courier, or other easily readable font.
  4. Dialogue… each new speaker gets their own line. Readers hate trying to figure out who’s talking. Agents/editors aren’t even going to try.
  5. Along with that – white space is your friend. There is nothing worse than picking up a book and seeing nothing but top to bottom text. It’s just plain scary.
  6. Watch for word swapping. You no, wear you right the wrong word. No, the word processing software doesn’t know you meant the other one. Be careful.
  7. Query does not equal synopsis. Ever. There are so many wonderful books (Noah Lukeman, agent, has a great query letter book that he offers free from his website) and websites (Charlotte Dillion, writer, has amazing references for synopses) that there is no excuse for confusing the two. I’m not saying that you have to be great at writing them – but you at least have to know the difference.

These, to me, are fundamental rules. Have I missed any?

 

Prompt: Taking You Home January 30, 2010

Filed under: Promptly Friday, Writing — Martha W @ 11:51 pm
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Loosely based on an excerpt from JD Salinger’s Catcher in the Rye. RIP.

Excerpt:

“You’re sorry. You’re sorry. That’s very funny,” she said. She was still sort of crying, and all of a sudden I did feel sort of sorry I’d said it.
“C’mon, I’ll take ya home. No kidding.”
“I can go home by myself, thank you. If you think I’d let you take me home, you’re mad. No boy ever said that to me in my entire life.”


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“You’re sorry?”

The watery reply brought me back to her. I was leaving. She could find someone else to hang out with, I thought. “Yeah. I said so, didn’t I?”

“You’re sorry. That’s very funny.” She continued on like I hadn’t answered her, kinda far off sounding.

All of a sudden, I actually started to feel sorry. “C’mon. I’ll take ya home.”

“I can go home by myself, thank you very much.” She sniffed, wiped her nose on her sleeve-covered hand. “If you think I’d let you take me home, you’re mad.”

“We’re a long way from your house, Kari. Let me take you.” My mom would skin me alive if I really left her alone. That got me irritated. All this because of one little comment.

“No boy ever said that to me in my entire life.” Her grey eyes flashed anger even as her bottom lip quivered with unshed tears.

“I’m sorry. It didn’t come out like I meant it.”

She looked me over and I knew I didn’t make a nice picture. Wavy, dirt brown hair, same color eyes, scrawny my daddy called me. My clothes were clean but I had holes in the knees of my jeans and my shirt had seen better days when it was my brother’s.

Why she hung out with me, I’ll never know. She always had on fluffy dresses and shiny shoes. Bows in her hair. Always in pigtails. Her daddy would have a fit if he knew she talked to me. Which is why we always met at the playground.

I sighed. “Give me another chance. I won’t be mean again.”

She nodded quickly and held out her hand. “Okay, Tommy. But next time I’m gonna push you in the mud.”

I clasped her hand and looked away as I rolled my eyes. One little comment about those pigtails being crooked and you’d have thought I broke her favorite doll.

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I remembered that day like it was yesterday. Sitting in this cold hospital, I could smell the grass, hear the clanks and clangs of the merry-go-round ringing through the air. That was the beginning.

Here I sat now, looking at her hair to match her eyes, the knowledge that this was our ending echoed in my old head. Feeble hands clasped together, much like that day so long ago, I climbed slowly onto the bed next to her.

She opened her eyes and smiled weakly. “What are you doing, Tom?”

“Taking you home.”

One last kiss and we closed our eyes and faded off to sleep.

 

Taking a Timeout to talk Commitment… January 29, 2010

Filed under: Timeout Tuesday, Writing — Martha W @ 9:48 pm
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Hi all!

How did your week go? Mine, pretty darn hectic. It is winding up now – I have tomorrow off but working on Sunday *sigh*. Tomorrow though I have a Tastefully Simple party at my sister-in-laws… which is a personal weakness of mine. I love these parties. The only thing better is a purse party… which is coming up in a few weeks. *grin*

But I digress.

I was reading a blog post by my lovely friend Christine, wherein she expounded upon her thoughts about volunteering and how to manage your list, and felt taken to task. Huh. She wasn’t talking to me… I don’t think. I am so guilty of over-doing. Another friend (albeit joking around…) called me Ms. I-can-do-it-all… Uh-oh.

Hubby, of course, just shakes his head. He knows. I can’t help it. I’m not overbooked – just so we’re clear here – but one more thing and I’m gonna be over my head. I have met my capacity. So what can I do about it? Well, I now have a list of my commitments taped to the wall in front of me where I can see them – because I am most guilty of this when I get on the internet. With that to remind me (and above mentioned friend ready with duct tape to firmly restrain volunteering fingers), I can now safely say no.

Which is a step in the right direction…

Along my path today, I saw something else. About commitment. It is just a few lines that I copied down from… somewhere. I don’t even know where. But they fit.

Commitment is:

  • What transforms words into action
  • The power to change the face of things
  • What character is made of!

I also wrote next to these… Don’t feel sorry for yourself – you got yourself here. Acknowledge it and move on!

How do you cope when you over-commit?

 

Prompt: Who’s that knocking? January 27, 2010

Filed under: Promptly Friday, Writing — Martha W @ 11:01 pm
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Zac has a great post on Promptly today about what makes a great scene… head over there and check it out. Good info.

Today’s prompt made me work but it was a lot of fun… hope you like it.

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I knew this trip was a bad idea. No one would listen though. I was never wrong, didn’t they know that? I tried to explain but still, here I sat on flight 126 bound for Georgia. With my ex.

John’s head lolled over to rest on my shoulder. His mouth gaped just enough to drool on my favorite Purdue sweatshirt. Dumbass. He’d left his new wife at home to come on this business trip. She wasn’t much better. I always thought they made a matching set, even before I caught them screwing in our hot tub.

Giving my shoulder a hard shrug, I sent him flopping over on the window with a satisfying crack. He sniffed and kept right on sleeping. I rolled my eyes at the passing flight attendant and she giggled, patting my arm. “It’s okay honey. We lay over in Memphis. I’ll move you up to first class just for dealing with him.”

I smiled. That’s the most the slob had ever gotten me – even in the five years we were married. It was kind of like catching the brass ring on the old carousels. Just enough happy to give a little buzz. “Thanks. I’d appreciate it.”

She winked and moved on to the back of the cabin to start beverages. I relaxed back and flicked on my e-Reader for the new Ava March release. Lost in reading, I didn’t know how long we’d been in flight before we heard it.

A thud.

Everyone on the plane looked around. Even the ex.

Another thud.

And another.

Then, a knocking from below.

It was at this point that a few of the more delicate passengers freaked the hell out. Screaming about hijackers and terrorists. Honestly, I wished someone would just slap the crap out of them to shut them up. It didn’t take much to figure out the knocking was coming from the baggage department.

The problem became – who checked it out?

I volunteered the ex. Hey, if someone had to die, why not him? I almost had John convinced it would be like a national honor or something before the U.S. Air Marshal stood up and settled the matter. He was going. The Marshal, that is.

Vaguely disappointed, I settled back in my seat to resume reading until something more exciting happened. It didn’t take long. Soon the Marshal was back with the stowaway. And it couldn’t possibly have been any better. The small grin on my face grew to a beaming smile as I gave John a shove to get his attention.

The low keening sound from the seat next to me said he saw her. Dressed in skin-tight, flaming pink leotards and an outdated, black eighties sweater was the last person I expected to see.

Tina, my ex’s new wife.

Did I say this trip was a bad idea? Well, everyone can be wrong now and then.

 

Prompt: It Looks New January 25, 2010

Filed under: Promptly Friday, Writing — Martha W @ 8:23 pm
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This is an attempt to play around with Stolen Dialogue.  That is a snippet of dialogue you hear someplace else (at the store, in the park, etc…) For a better explanation see Zac’s post on Promptly. Of course, as part of the 144 Club, I forgot to put in the word ring – so it cost me… :)

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“They’re new… but they don’t look new.”

Amy shrugged her shoulders. “They never did.”

“They never do.” A mild version of depression settled on Jenny’s petite features. The corners of her mouth drooped and tears clung to thick eyelashes framing her blue eyes.

“What-” Amy leaned forward to see her best friend better. Letting out an exasperated sigh, she said, “Jen, these jeans are supposed to look like this.”

The tears spilled over. “I know, but what if it looks like I just don’t have any money? You know his family… What would they say?”

Amy stepped into the dressing room and snapped the door shut. She was fed up with the whining. “They’ll think they look just like the pair they bought Kurt last week.”

Jenny’s eyes went wide as she swiveled her hips in the mirror. “They look like boy’s jeans? Oh my God!” She jerked at the button and zipper in her haste to remove the offending garment.

A laugh rumbling up her throat, Amy simply watched in fascination as her friend hopped on one leg while trying to pull the other out of the tangled mess of fabric. “No, they don’t look like boy jeans.”

Jenny stopped tugging to stare at Amy. “What’s so funny?”

“You.”

Yanking the last of the pant leg from her foot, Jenny flung them at Amy. “Why’s that? Because I’m worried about my date?”

“Because you’re worried about the guy. Good Lord, Jen. The boy practically fawns over you.”

Troubled eyes pierced Amy, telling her that more was going on than jeans. “Except when you’re around.”

“He doesn’t like me.”

“Why’s that?”

Amy wondered if she could handle the truth. But there in the slumped stance of her friend was the answer. This was not the time for this particular secret. “I wouldn’t let him cheat off me in math.”

The tension left Jenny’s shoulders as she easily swallowed the lie at face value. “That’d be like him, huh?”

“Just like him.”

“You know, I don’t think he hates you though.”

“Why is that?”

“He’s having a party, wanted me to make sure I invited you.” Jenny was back to her bubbly self. “See? He doesn’t hate you.”

The combination of Kurt and a party made Amy’s skin crawl. Go there again? No. Never. “I don’t think I can make it. Maybe next time.”

Jenny gave her a passing hug on her way out of the dressing room. “Too bad. I’ll miss you there.”

Amy lagged behind a minute, catching her breath, steadying her heart. Of course he would ask for her. He thought he had control. After she’d walked out on him, he had vowed to never let her forget that night, those things.

One month. She would graduate and he would be history. Just one more month.

 

Prompt: You’ve won! January 23, 2010

Filed under: Promptly Friday, Writing — Martha W @ 1:08 pm
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This isn’t yesterday’s prompt (that one was particularly awful – on my own part)… but it is one from earlier in the week. And it sports my own brand of vindictiveness…

Prompt:  You’ve never done it before, but this time you call in to the radio station. You win something you didn’t anticipate—or want.

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“Be the fifth caller and win our grand prize donated by Johnson Farms,” the voice on the radio boomed, entirely too cheerful by my estimation. I knew the Johnsons.

Danny’s head perked up from under the hood of my ‘69 Mustang. “Hey MJ! Call that number, girl. You know they have the best ice cream in town.”

I shook my head as I listened to each ring from the other end with dread. Almost. One more and I’d be in the clear.

“Hello! You’re caller five! What’s your name?!”

Stifling a sigh, I answered. “Mary Jane.”

“Hey there, Mary Jane! Glad you called in! Are you ready to hear what you’ve won?!”

Honestly, the guy needed Ritalin or something.

“Sure.”

“Your very own goat! Donated generously by Johnson Farms! Isn’t that exciting?!” The man kept talking, kept giving me instructions on how to care for my new pet. “Goats eat anything,” he said. No kidding.

“Crap.” Some people, like Danny, thought this was actually a prize worth winning. But I ran the local veterinary clinic. I knew which goat they’d given away.

“Aren’t you excited?” The ridiculous man asked again.

I stared dumbfounded as Danny hopped around, whooping like an idiot. “Danny, be careful-”

Too late. The wrench slipped from his fingers, sailing through the air to land on my custom leather seats. After it smashed my windshield to bits.

“Mary Jane?” The radio host needed a response.

Glaring at the man who had now become my ex-boyfriend, the plot developed in my revenge-clouded brain. “Oh yes, I’m definitely excited.”

My eyes left Danny and traveled to his brand new mobile home. To which I had a key. “When can I pick up that precious thing?” The sarcasm dripped thick like honey.

“Why, today at your earliest convenience, Mary Jane.”

Uh-huh.

I watched as Danny’s eyes opened wide. Yep. Now he got it. That new suede furniture was history. I smiled, more feral than sweet. “Did you hear that, Danny? I can pick him up today. And goats eat anything.”